Up to the microphone flew Mayor Hoover...

Good day to you, my fellow citizens! It is I, Mayor Hoover, the humble leader of Zoo City. Yes, I am in charge of it all. Who else could the town trust with the keys to City Hall? After all, I am certainly the most qualified creature for the job. Folks gather from all around just to shake my wing, watch me glide, and listen to my happy howl! They just adore me, you see! Isn't it obvious why? As a majestic Wolf-Owl, I'm absolutely amazing! Breathtakingly beautiful! Charmingly cunning! Dashingly dignified! Enourmously elegant! Fearlessly ferocious! Gorgeously graceful! Heroically handsome! Incredibly intelligent! Justly judicious! Keenly knowledgeable! Lavishly lovely! Marvelously magnificent! Naturally nice! Openly outgoing! Proudly perfect! Quaintly quirky! Royally regal! Splendidly sophisticated! Tremendously talented! Unbelievably upbeat! Very visionary! Wisely witty! Xtremely xceptional! Youthfully yearning! Zestfully zany! Oh yeah, and did I mention I was humble? -Mayor Hoover